Bumbershoot!

September 3, 2010

Bumbershoot in Dark Sky Magazine

Bumbershoot is not called Bumpershoot. There are no bumpers and there are no shootings (we hope!). Rather, bumpershoot is another word for umbrella. Obviously, for Seattlites, the umbrella is a common and useful accessory. But we grow weary of hearing the word, and of carrying one with us wherever we may roam. That’s why it is important to call this annual Northwestern event by its appropriate name: Bumbershoot.

Say it with us now, Bumbershoot.

Even so, it’s still our regional duty to recommend bringing your bumpershoot to this weekend’s Bumbershoot. That’s right, the forecast calls for rain…

Raining or not, thousands will gather to watch bands play. Some will go indoors to watch films, look at art, or attend comedy shows.

All of that sounds grand.

But something’s missing, you say?

It’s this right here: A fuggen literary line-up.

In years past, Bumbershoot has seen premier literary hosts grace its stages. But this year we are disappointed to hear the literary portion of the event is squished into the vague “words and ideas” category.

Ummmmm… doesn’t pretty much every artistic genre contain words and ideas?

Anyway, of this three day festival we are recommending two events. The biggest literary headliner is Rick Moody, who undoubtedly will give a straight-up, old fashioned and moderated talk on Saturday.

24 hours later, the folks from McSweeneys will make an appearance. Did you know this literary journal started out in 1998, and that it once only published works by those who had been rejected by other magazines?

We’re so there.

If you don’t own a bumpershoot and so won’t be attending this year’s Bumbershoot, perhaps instead you’ll feel like taking a trip to bookshelf porn, where the shelves are dry, the books are plenty, and the literary lineup is long and, ah, sexually charged?!?

– Lori Huskey

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Disclaimers in Dark Sky Magazine

We abhor disclaimers here at DSM. We look forward to them about as much as a kick in the nuts or, even worse, a taste of fried beer.  We’re well aware they’re necessary on PS3/Xbox manuals to safeguard against lawsuits by epileptics, for instance; or before Spike TV’s 1000 Ways to Die because, apparently, some of those who walk among us would actually contemplate copulation with a cow heart throbbing to 110v, knowing full well they are going to die.

Thus, the need for disclaimers. We don’t have one. That’s just how we roll, free and easy. But if we were pressed for one, this is all it would say:

WARNING:  You will not suck after reading our magazine.

You won’t. We promise. Have a great Labor Day weekend.

Robert Paul Moreira

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Mustering

September 2, 2010

by Dion Farquhar

nobody expected
it
history
++++++++trumped up swirling dust
++++++++of staked vampires
strategies for coping

++++++++a bloviating Eurocentric trace
++++++++of what’s already happened

not just

unforgivable
++++++++what’s HR lean+++ focused
++++++++competitive and agile

on that grid
they made me
make my own
++++++++spreadeagle
++++++++on the rock
++++++++I’ve fossiled into

a defensible space
a safe room
++++++++installed by security

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by Meg Pokrasss

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Meg Pokrass is a fiction writer who lives in San Francisco where truth is questionable. Her debut collection of flash fiction, “Damn Sure Right” will be published in 2011 by Press 53. Meg’s work was selected for Wigleaf’s Top 50 Flash Fiction 2009. She has published over one hundred stories and poems. You can see more of her animations here at http://pokrasstinations.com/

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Whored Out

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Tuesday’s Literary Briefing

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She’s xTx. Her writing is raw, brave, and charged. She writes works of such talent and verve no one really cares about her actual identity. We’re far more caught-up in the words, worlds, and truths she gives us. Yet I’m going to out her. I think everyone should know: In addition to her extraordinary and [...]

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I don’t eat birthday cake unless it’s my birthday. I’ve never tied another person’s shoelaces. Once upon a time there was a cat and a field and a mouse. The cat put its teeth through the mouse and then the field burned fire. Please don’t ask to try my french fries. You will only want [...]

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