by Ryan Bird
Today’s hearing of the
Senate Armed Services Committee
ended with a near-unanimous decision
which ordered the unconditional withdrawal
of every redheaded soldier in Iraq.
“America doesn’t support troops like that,”
said a senior Delaware Senator,
“I mean, parents may tell their children
that freckles are just ‘kisses
from angels,’
but we are all adults here,
& we all know better.
They are just
gross.”
