Getting Ready To Use Our Kindle
Stop us if you’ve heard this one before: Reading on a Kindle is like masturbating with a condom on. So reading on a Vook must be like settling down with a Thai ladyboy, right? Is this the end of reading as we know it? Has this ongoing debate over print and digital grown cliché? We seem to be the British Expeditionary Force of our beloved print media, leading the way into certain death. But it’s tragically real, positively Yeatsian. Europe might not save us, but that doesn’t mean we’re ready to start calling our fries Freedom Fries. Whatever happens, don’t forget your prophylactics. — Andrew Geer
